Volume 1: Issue 4
July 28, 2005


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Our readers write

Editor:

I believe in Area 49!  Where can I get the tee shirt?

Dwayne Jones

Mr. Jones,

Thank you for your continued interest in LOL wear. Right now we are concentrating very hard on the alien threat to our way of life. We'll try to get to the tee shirts as soon as we can.

The Editor



Editor:

Ja, I think I am starting to get it now.

Skjolds Prestegjeld




Editor:

Who reads this nonsense?

John Q.

Mr. Q,

We have been asking ourselves the same question. Thanks to the wonders of the Web, we are able to gather important statistics about the readers of Livingston Out Loud as we monitor the traffic to the Web site.

50% of our readers are native Nontanans.

7.5% of our readers
are aliens.

25% of our readers
are
in the Witness Protection Program.

17% of our readers
are just looking at the pictures.

The Editor

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Even though reading email distracts us from the real business of this publication, we feel obliged to take your feedback. Please use your favored email address if you want to contact us:

stinky@livingstonoutloud.com
or

cool@livingstonoutloud.com

No cussing please. And don't be trying to sell us anything.

If you do write, let us know if it is okay to print your email.