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Because your publication mentioned the fact that celebrities are often seen on Livingston's streets, I've been watching more closely, and the other day I think I saw Donald Rumsfeld. Can you verify from the photo that I snapped?

Your photo appears to be Jack Palance dressed as he was for his role as Mr. Hyde. Donald Rumsfeld is nothing like Jack Palance, although he, too, often plays Mr. Hyde. To be sure, the next time you see this figure, ask him to do a one-handed push-up. Mr. Palance can, while Mr. Rumsfeld cannot.

The Editor

My dog Leo has been behaving oddly lately, and since your article on aliens (Volume 1: Issue 3) mentioned that we should be on the lookout for "changes in behavior in our neighbors and fellow citizens," I was wondering if you could help. I've included a picture of Leo.

Ed,

Leo looks normal to me, but you might want to limit his bullets.

The Editor

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