Beefy assault occurs as town descends into P&Qlessness
September 6, 2007 | Filed Under LOL News Shorts or Briefs? (satire) | No Responses
A clerk at a convenience store was smacked with a length of beef jerky by an unknown assailant who sped away in a truck with a 49 license plate. Witnesses say that the clerk made the fatal error of saying “have a nice day” after 10:30 PM. This reporter wants to know, could this be part of the downward spiral we are in as the town stops minding its Ps and Qs?
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