Jesus on a wheel, or the Reel Jesus is in Livingston
August 11, 2008 | Filed Under Other Satire/Intentionally Funny Stuff | No Responses
All over the world people are claiming to see the face of Jesus on everything from pretzels to utility poles. I saw him myself, ahem, on this cable reel sitting in a field (not Jesus, the reel) near Fleshman Creek Road.
Look at the face in the bottom center of this picture and tell me that is not Jesus. (Click the picture for a larger, completely convincing view.) It is at least the Western white guy edition of the man. (According to some forensic anthropologists, Jesus probably really looked like this. Huge disappointment for the Western white guys, to be sure.)
I’m not mocking Jesus. I wish he’d come back, show the real face, have breakfast at Pinky’s, and kick some Rich People Butt. But that’s my Jesus, the one who said the rich guy should distribute his wealth or else not get into heaven, which might be easier for you and me to get into than the Ameya Preserve, a rich guy’s pseudo-green heaven on earth.
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