Those annoying and disturbing “hunh, huhn” grunts from John McCain
October 4, 2008 | Filed Under Other Satire/Intentionally Funny Stuff | Leave a Comment
It is hard to measure what the most annoying and unpresidential sounds and gestures to come out of the Palin-McCain campaign were this past week. For those who found McCain’s “how about the job she did last night” “hunh, hunh, hunh” sounds to be very disturbing, here is some comic relief:
If this doesn’t make you laugh, maybe you have not seen the original:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/27011545#27011545
Jesus on a wheel, or the Reel Jesus is in Livingston
August 11, 2008 | Filed Under Other Satire/Intentionally Funny Stuff | Leave a Comment
All over the world people are claiming to see the face of Jesus on everything from pretzels to utility poles. I saw him myself, ahem, on this cable reel sitting in a field (not Jesus, the reel) near Fleshman Creek Road.
Look at the face in the bottom center of this picture and tell me that is not Jesus. (Click the picture for a larger, completely convincing view.) It is at least the Western white guy edition of the man. (According to some forensic anthropologists, Jesus probably really looked like this. Huge disappointment for the Western white guys, to be sure.)
I’m not mocking Jesus. I wish he’d come back, show the real face, have breakfast at Pinky’s, and kick some Rich People Butt. But that’s my Jesus, the one who said the rich guy should distribute his wealth or else not get into heaven, which might be easier for you and me to get into than the Ameya Preserve, a rich guy’s pseudo-green heaven on earth.
I wish I’d thought of that
May 11, 2008 | Filed Under Other Satire/Intentionally Funny Stuff | Leave a Comment
Thanks to Livingston, I Presume for bringing this to my attention, and now yours: “More and More Americans Going to Hell Despite Faith-Based Programs”