Volume 1: Issue 10
October 13, 2005
(delayed)
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Taking the county's toll
Livingston residents who pay a premium  for using the county landfill are having their day. The newly formed civic rights group, Livingstonians Against County Exploitation (LACE), has successfully  lobbied for the passing of a city ordinance that  will require county residents to pay use fees for town amenities.

"Last I knew, Livingston was in Park County," said the group's President Bob Thurgood. "It makes no damn sense that I am not allowed to use a county service without paying a hefty fee." Thurgood and his group were able to return the favor to the county when the city agreed to charge county residents a fee for using city amenities like streets and sidewalks.

County motorists entering Livingston from East River Road were greeted by this warning (below) to slow down for the toll booth ahead at Carter's Bridge.

Welcome to Livingston

County residents visiting Livingston should be prepared to pay for the privilege of using city streets. Park County residents who do not also live in the city which some believe to be actually in the county, will be charged a $12 day use fee for using the sidewalks and streets of Livingston. Everyone will be required to show proof of residence until some form of identification is worked out to single out non-city residents.

Checkpoints like the one at right are user-friendly, allowing county folks to use a prepaid toll card to receive a token enabling them to walk the sidewalks without fear of arrest.


This checkpoint at the corner of Lewis and 2nd Street has the Historic Preservation Committee concerned about the proliferation of structures that destroy the town's character.
checkpoint chummy

No one expects this transition to go smoothly, and some strategically placed checkpoints are ready for anything (below). As for Thurgood, he is not done with his campaign to redress the county's impositions on city residents. "I am working on an ordinance to charge County Commissioners double," he said, and added in an ominous tone, "we know who you are."

checkpoint not so chummy


Science news spotlight
Scientists make astonishing discovery: White people loot
Social scientists at Carnegie Mellon University have just completed a four year study that concludes that white people loot. According to Sophia Klepter, the chief researcher on the study team, "One need only look at the headlines, but we went further and did a complete analysis." One of the headlines Klepter refers to is: "KBR grabs $500 million no-bid contract to clean up New Orleans."

Professor Klepter points out that we've made the false assumption that poor minorities loot because it is "much easier for for news teams to photograph people
grabbing Pampers or TVs, than someone grabbing millions of dollars out of tax coffers, or employees' pension funds."

The study went on to answer the question, "Is this a cultural trait, something rooted perhaps in the DNA of white CEOs?" Most people think that the answer would be "no," but the study has proved them wrong. But the kinds of looters studied by CMU are not just in the board rooms, they are on the streets, and CMU has surveyed and compiled the images to prove it (below).

A survey of footage from the aftermath of Katrina indicates that while poor African Americans tended to take food and clothing for their families, white looters were more interested in number three woods, laptop cases, and sandals.

white looters like to golf

It doesn't just take a social scientist to see this trend in American civic life. Oliver Stone has completed a  remake of the 1955 film, "The Looters," about mercenaries who pretend to help with rescue efforts after a plane crashes on Pike's Peak but whose real motivation is to raid the plane of all valuables and dispose of witnesses.

Oliver Stone has remade "The Looters" Oliver Stone has remade the 1955 film, "The Looters," about mercenaries who use a  disaster for personal gain.

Left: Movie poster for "The Looters."
Below: A still from Stone's soon-to-be-released update of the film.


the girl who didn't care

Dick Cheney could not be reached for comment about the CMU study or the Stone film. He was on his way to Pakistan to offer help with rebuilding after the recent devastating earthquake in that country.


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